Saturday, February 7, 2009

the bedside table

anathem

one of my favorite authors currently writing is neal stephenson.  i'm sure that says something about my taste in literature.  i find his books to be somewhere in the vast area between trash and art.  (not that trash is bad or art is good.  i have enjoyed plenty of trashy books and been bored stiff by many art books.)  mr. stephenson writes a different kind of book each time out, and this is his sci-fi book.

the story takes place on the planet arbe, a more advanced but somewhat earth like place.  the scientific community has been shuttered up in monasteries called maths.  (while there is a sprinkling of new words, it's not cumbersome and mr. stephenson has, for the most part, taken care in his word creation.)  a cataclysmic event, which i will spoil in a later paragraph, brings them back into the saecular world to hopefully save the day.  a fun ride for sure.

what makes mr. stephenson's books so interesting to me is what he includes beyond the story.  in most of his books that i have read, it is clear that he is trying to teach me something.  this book spends a lot of time in what can only be described as socratic dialogues.  mr. stephenson uses these interludes to flesh out some of the more interesting ideas from philosophy, physics, music, and whateverelse he wants.  there were many passages to return to just so i could figure out the ideas behind them.  i had quite the time trying to explain them to mrs. timmeh.  the acknowledgments page is a cornucopia of interesting information, too long to actually be in the book.  i can only think that mr. stephenson's goal was not to write about arbe, but to share some cool information he has.

like many of mr. stephenson's books, this one is long.  850+ pages.  damn do i like me some long books.  it really allows me to know the characters and inhabit the world of the story.  there is not much better than a great thick book.  this one certainly qualifies.

SPOILER ALERT.  DON"T READ PAST HERE IF YOU DO NOT WANT SOME OF THE STORY EXPLAINED.

NO, REALLY

so the cataclysmic event is aliens show up in orbit around arbe and the planet is not sure how to react.  four races are represented on the alien ship for reasons that i won't explain.  at a couple of points they mention earth, which i was thrown off by.  as i think back to the planet names, i don't remember an "earth".  probably this is just sloppy reading on my part.  i have a tendency to do that as i get close to the end of a book.  but i cannot help but wonder if that was some sort of editing error.  just a little tidbit i wanted to put out there.

and if you read that paragraph i don't think it spoiled much of the story for you.  it was an easy guess as you were reading.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Word On The Street

So, there is this guy that everyone I have run into is talking about. It does not seem to matter where they are from: Thailand, Britain, Iceland, Japan, Argentina, China, Australia, Czech, Kenya.... you name a country and a person from that place is talking about this guy. His name is melodically bellowed out with the same reverence reserved only for the highest of religious figures: Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed... it really is stunning for me. I have had my eye on this man for a mere 6 years, but, it seems as though the world has been watching him for millennia. If that is possible.

My smile professes proudness. After such a time in the wilderness of shame, as I cross the world, now I can reclaim honesty in my nationality thanks to this "friend" of mine that everyone seems to know. No longer will you here me sing out "oh Canada" because of my fear of what will happen if I tell the truth of my upbringing. Now i can once again proudly belch out "America the Beautiful", and instead of getting empty martini glasses thrown at me, I get offered sex on the beach. Sounds good to me.

Obama: decimating the evil Bushism the world 'round, changing "merica from a four letter word into a word offered forth only by the likes of Gabriel, and getting my glass filled with alcohol by people incapable of voting for him from across the Earth; keep up the "good works" big guy!