So, there is this guy that everyone I have run into is talking about. It does not seem to matter where they are from: Thailand, Britain, Iceland, Japan, Argentina, China, Australia, Czech, Kenya.... you name a country and a person from that place is talking about this guy. His name is melodically bellowed out with the same reverence reserved only for the highest of religious figures: Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed... it really is stunning for me. I have had my eye on this man for a mere 6 years, but, it seems as though the world has been watching him for millennia. If that is possible.
My smile professes proudness. After such a time in the wilderness of shame, as I cross the world, now I can reclaim honesty in my nationality thanks to this "friend" of mine that everyone seems to know. No longer will you here me sing out "oh Canada" because of my fear of what will happen if I tell the truth of my upbringing. Now i can once again proudly belch out "America the Beautiful", and instead of getting empty martini glasses thrown at me, I get offered sex on the beach. Sounds good to me.
Obama: decimating the evil Bushism the world 'round, changing "merica from a four letter word into a word offered forth only by the likes of Gabriel, and getting my glass filled with alcohol by people incapable of voting for him from across the Earth; keep up the "good works" big guy!
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